"But there was one patient in particular who kept popping up in his mind. It was a recent case from about a year ago, which he couldn't seem to shake. It involved a thirty-year-old, stand up comedian named David Freid, who had come to the hospital by court order after having stolen a caseload of sperm samples. What a truly odd individual, recalled Dr. Feinlein, smiling thoughtfully, as the warmth of the wine circulated through his veins. The judge thought David's problems were more psychiatric than criminal, and after their first session together, Dr. Feinlein was very much inclined to agree. Actually, David hadn't stolen the sperm sample as much as he had kidnapped them. He was holding them as ransom to win the love a girl. But this wasn't just any girl, recalled Dr. Feinlein, becoming suddenly enthused and eagerly taking out his notebook and pen. It was the daughter of his urologist, for crying out loud!"